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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Whitney to Bobby - I Will Not Always Love You.

Whitney Houston's publicist Nancy Seltzer announced today that after 13 years of marriage, the mentally unstable popstar has filed for legal separation from her husband, nitwit extraordinaire - Bobby Brown.

The announcement has sent shockwaves throughout the nation. Celebrities and fans alike have expressed their dismay over the breakup. Longtime Houston supporter Oprah Winfrey expressed her feelings to reporters earlier today, "I just can't believe it. If one were to peel away all of the cocaine and spousal abuse, the two of them had something special that only comes along once in a lifetime."

President Bush relayed his sympathies during a White House press conference today, "Family is the rock that is the foundation of this great nation of ours.Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have been shining examples of good old American family values- with the notable exceptions of the cocaine and spousal abuse."

Longtime Whitney Houston fan and nail technician, Tracey Lipton told a reporter at the mall today that she has been devastated by the news, "Just last night I was singing 'Saving all my Love for You' in the shower and today this happens. Strange coincidence, don't ya think."

Tracy's friend Carmella Cash held back tears as she said, "First Jessica and Nick and now this. If Whitney and Bobby can split up, who's next? Britney and Kevin? I don't think I can take much more of this."

To console my readers, more BabyOwls Karaoke. If this Bobby Brown classic doesn't get your toes tapping, check your pulse! See below for the words - like you really need them!



It's love it's love love get busy
Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Now now why don't they just let me live
Oh oh oh i don't need permission Make my own decisions oh
That's my prerogative
They say I'm crazy I really don't care
That's my prerogative
They say I'm nasty
But I don't give a damn
Gettin' girls is how I live
Some ask me questions Why am I so real
But they don't understand me
I really don't know the deal
About a brother trying hard to make it right
Not long ago before I won this fight sing
Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live (Tell me why)
I don't need permission
Make my own decisions oh
That's my prerogative (It's my prerogative)
It's my prerogative It's the way that I wanna live (It's my prerogative)
I can do just what I feel (It's my prerogative)
No one can tell me what to do (It's my prerogative)
Cause what I'm doin' I'm doin' for you ah
Don't get me wrong I'm really not zooped
Ego trips is not my thing
All these strange relationships
Really gets me down I see nothin wrong with
Spreading myself around sing
Everybody's talking all this stuff about me (yeah)
Why don't they just let me live (Tell me why)
I don't need permission (i don't need)
Make my own decisions (my own decisions)
That's my prerogative (It's my prerogative-2x)
I can do what I wanna do (It's my prerogative)
Truly live my life (It's my prerogative)
I'm doing it just for you (It's my prerogative)
Tell me, tell me Why can't I live my life (live my life)
Without all of the things that people say (oooh) yo
Tell it, kick it like this I can do what I wanna do
Me and you Together, together, together...
Everybody's talking all this stuff about me (everybody's talking)
Why don't they just let me live (why) (Why don't they just let me live)
I don't need permission (i don't need permission from nobody
Make my own decisions That's my prerogative
epeat

9 comments:

Josie said...

My only question is, what took them so long. Maybe they were too "out of it" to notice what a bad marriage they had. I used to love Whitney Houston. She had a marvelous talent. I miss her lovely voice. Maybe we will get her back now.

Josie

Yobeeone said...

I think Whitney made her decision to part from Bobby, who has changed his name to Moohamud Afiki-Cheetie, after a phone call to the psychic hotline.

JR's Thumbprints said...

I thought they were a match made in Heaven--strike it and it'll burn.

Michael C said...

I'm too crushed to comment. Who's next, Burt and Lonnie? Oh my God, you're kidding, when did they break up? I suppose you'll tell me that Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley are on the rocks too? YOU'RE KIDDING ME???? I gotta go, I just feel soooooo depressed...

ChiefMommy Owl said...

Burt and Lonnie-LOL!

The cannonball run is one of my all time favorite movies.

Michael C said...

Cannonball is one of my top favorite films (to use poetic license), too. The only thing that makes Cannonball run 2 possibly better is that Sinatra is in it!!

jbwritergirl said...

I'm betting Tom and his Kitten are next!
JB

Sheila said...

I can't believe that oparah and the president think that they had a good marriage. It was awful. Can't anyone see that. Drug abuse and spousal abuse. I lost my respect for her a long time ago. Congrats on the split. I think it will be good for her.

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