Former Nsync member Lance Bass told reporters in a press conference last week that he is gay and he is currently dating Amazing Race winner Reichen Lemkuhl.
Legions, of young girls across the world were left shell shocked by the news that their teen heartthrob would rather be dating some guy named Steve.
In a White House Press conference, President Bush expressed his surprise over Bass's announcement, "I'm am just shocked. I haven't been this shocked since Rosie O'Donnell came out of the closet."
In other news, grass is green. The sky is blue and Sam Donaldson wears a touppee.